Lessons for Sunday School

Danny Parker is a 38 year old Sunday school teacher who lives with his folks in Florida. He happened to purchase adult pornographic magazines from around the area, which isn't illegal. However, what he decided to do with them was.

Police say they started to investigate Parker after someone found 90 photos of young girls ages 5 to 15, all with their faces cut out of the photos.

During a search, police found a homemade photo album that Parker created containing images of young girls, between the ages of 5 and 15 years old, pasted on top of naked, pornographic and sexually explicit pictures of women's bodies, a Polk County Sheriff's news release said.

Parker admitted to purchasing adult pornographic magazines from Hillsborough and Pasco counties and altering the images to reflect child porn, the news release said.

Detectives said Parker snapped the photos at the Lake Acres Baptist Church, where he volunteered, and at the Lake Wales Care Center, where he also volunteered as a youth camp photographer.

Parker was booking into the Polk County Jail on 90 counts of sexual performance by child and a count of possession of images of child pornography, the sheriff's office said.

Nothing like volunteering at a Sunday school and youth camp in order to get materials for your demented art projects.

Politician Calls Muhammad a 'Child Molester'

It seems there is a politician tossing around the old 'if the shoe fits..." way of thinking.

I'm all for that.

Susanne Winter, a right-wing politician with the FPÖ party running for a city council seat in the city of Graz, blasted Muslims on Sunday, saying that "in today's system" the Prophet Muhammad would be considered a "child molester," apparently referring to his marriage to a six-year-old child.

Augh, proof that sometimes politics are truthful.

Child Molesting Priest Fails to Show

New Jersey's most hated perverted priest seems to have missed an important date...

A judge today issued a bench warrant for the arrest of James Hanley after the former priest and admitted child molester failed to appear for his 9 a.m. sentencing on a weapons offense connected to a 2006 incident at a Secaucus hotel.

The amazing part is that he wasn't even facing any more jail time, since he'd served time while waiting for his trial.

The even more amazing part is that he's out of jail to being with despite his crimes:

New Jersey's worst known clergy sex offender, Hanley was removed from the Catholic clergy five years ago. He later admitted in a sworn statement for a civil lawsuit that he sexually abused about a dozen child parishioners in Mendham and Pompton Plains between 1968 and 1982.

More information

Youth Pastor Pays For Sex

Which normally would just be in bad taste, and rather tacky, but this time it's worse- since police are claiming that the individuals Marshal Seymour was paying for sex where minors.

Police said Seymour allegedly engaged in sexual activity with more than one minor and often paid the victims money for the sexual conduct or to keep quiet about the encounters that had occurred.

Seymour was charged with unlawful sexual activity, using a child in sexual performance, and tampering with evidence.

Police are still investigating.