Can you sterilize that please?

A picnic table. For most it brings thoughts of warm summer days, gathered around with friends and food having a good time.

But for Art Pierce Jr, a married father of three- the sight of a picnic table seems to provoke other less wholesome thoughts... and really his thoughts leave me pretty grossed out.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

You can't imagine the creeped out laughs I had over last that last night, seriously there's not enough bleach in the world to make me ever willing to walk near that table- let alone eat at it.

The New Black

Every season, we hear about 'the new black'... the latest 'thing' to do or have. It's a long standing tradition as old as man. Someone invents something, supports a cause, or just decides to do something- and suddenly it's the hottest trend for everyone to follow.

The long standing always accepted as a 'must have trend that never ends' has been, for women, a little black dress. I don't care what comes out at the seasons fashion shows- you're nothing without a little black dress in your closet.


But women are not alone in the world when it comes to following hot trends- gamers will always be on the look out for the newest console, tech lovers will be chasing after that must have item.

There's even a trend for people to 'go green'. Although- at currently 20 degrees in Ohio, I'm personally more into supporting global warming than stopping it.

There's always something someone has to have or do... but few trends ever last long... and unlike the black dress- none have ever held the lengthy status as 'favorite' for quiet as long. That may just be changing- in fact- I think I've found the best trend to pop up since the invention of that darling little black dress. And I can only hope that it becomes just as hot.

Convicted child molester jumps to death at OC courthouse
Deputies: Sex Offender Committed Suicide By Crashing Into Tree

Authorities: Sex offender killed himself

Sick Freak suicide... it's the new black.